Candy

"Look at all that candy she has!" Sleeping Husband exclaimed.

I laughed so hard I woke him up.

Want to hear something?

Sleeping Husband woke me up and said excitedly:
"Hey Mom, want to hear something? I found that the grape packs squish a lot more. They squish more than the others!"

Christmas Tree in April

"Putting the Christmas tree where Ryan puts it in the corner of the office, where everyone can see it in Times Square."

Track 10

I woke up to baby crying at 2am. I shook the Sleeping Husband's shoulder and told him the baby was crying, but he was sound asleep. He responded to my concerns with a simple:
"I'm trying to get to track 10."

Fan

I kiss my sleeping husband and he says:
-Where should I go?
-For what?
-A fan...
-A fan? What do you need a fan for?
-A check up...
-What?
-A dentist check up.

Pieces

"Do you know what to do with all those pieces?" Sleeping Husband asks.
"Lego pieces?"
"Ya!" he responds enthusiastically.

Son

"I know what to look for!" Sleeping Husband says defiantly.
"What?"
"A cow trap for my son."
"What? You don't even have a son. Do you???"
With a sigh of disappointment he responds, "no."