Sleep Petting

I wake up late and hear that the baby has been complaining to get up for a while and she sounds pretty upset. I barely open my eyes as I stumble out of bed but I notice the husband is on the other end of the bed petting the cat!
"How could you just listen to her cry, that is so mean!" I say as I leave the room and the Husband gives no reply.

When baby and I return from the nursery, the Husband is laying back down on his pillow fast asleep. When he finally awakes from the dead I inquire why he didn't go to the baby when he heard her crying. He was dumbfounded. He had no recollection of her crying. "But you were at the end of the bed petting the cat?" I say confused. Just as confused he replies "I was?"

Conclusion: Husband likes petting the cat in his sleep, but not changing diapers.