I woke up tonight to an earthquake. I threw back the covers and sat straight up.  Years ago I use to live in Central America and I hadn't felt that thrilling and terrifying feeling since then.  I got out of bed and searched the interwebs and twitter, but alas found nothing.  No other fellow human was reporting of an earthquake in Tennessee (they are rare in these parts).
SO, there is only one logical explanation... and he lays happily and innocently sleeping in my bed.

Too Many Flowers

I climb into bed after a middle of the night feeding:

"Oh no!" the sleeping husband cries.
"What?" I say.
He mumbles something unintelligible, so I ask again.
"That was a lotttttttt of flowers. I don't know what they're doing!" he says with a surprising amount of sass.  He then proceeds to fervently start drumming his fingers on his chest.

Climbing Fundraiser

Husband is asleep on the couch and the 2 year old keeps climbing all over him...
"Do you have any ideas for the climbing fundraiser for charity?  Charge people at the door?  That's a good idea, what is your goal target to raise?"

Computer Graphics

I crawl back in bed and put my cold feet on sleeping husband.  His response:
-Three dimensions... (starts chuckling) it's too cg!



This is what I fell asleep to him watching.  Might provide some insight into his dreams...