Like a Man

I get in bed after helping NK with a nightmare about a friend stealing one of her toys (traumatic, I know). And when I hop in bed husband makes a horrible loud sound "kkkkkrrrrrrrr" pause "kkkkkrrrrrrrr" like the grinding sound of a car not starting. Startled and kind of terrified I scream, "What are you doing?" He confidently replies "You are going to go get some food for our machine, like a man."  "What machine?" I inquire. "The slot machine."

Too Many Flowers

I climb into bed after a middle of the night feeding:

"Oh no!" the sleeping husband cries.
"What?" I say.
He mumbles something unintelligible, so I ask again.
"That was a lotttttttt of flowers. I don't know what they're doing!" he says with a surprising amount of sass.  He then proceeds to fervently start drumming his fingers on his chest.

Climbing Fundraiser

Husband is asleep on the couch and the 2 year old keeps climbing all over him...
"Do you have any ideas for the climbing fundraiser for charity?  Charge people at the door?  That's a good idea, what is your goal target to raise?"

Crater Shader

SH-Look at that crater shader
Me-What????
SH-It's a cereal box toy.

I do wish my cereal boxes still came with toys in them.

Love That

Sleeping Husband set up suddenly and sat on the edge of the bed. He lifted his arm out towards the right, pointed at nothing and said enthusiastically "love that!"

Behind the madness: He just got a new car stereo off ebay this week and loves it. The direction he pointed was exactly as if he was adjusting the volume on a car stereo.... hmmm.... dreaming of electronics again perhaps?

Happy Meals

I tried to wake husband up and he begins muttering:

-I sent out my own super.... mutter mutter..

-Your own what?

-Happy Meals. ...mutter... mutter...

-I want a happy meal!

-Happy meals weren't mentioned.

-Yes they were. You said you sent out your own happy meals.

-It was a metaphor for making myself happy

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