He loves me, he loves me not, HE LOVES ME

Wife-Why you so happy?
Husband-You.

Lady in Oklahoma

-What you dreaming about?
-A lady in Tulsa, Oklahoma with a 1 1/2 month old watching TV. She's watching because...
-What? Why is she watching?
-She wants to win the prize.
-What prize?
-NBC is giving out a prize.

The Who, What, When, Where, and Why

The challenges and joys of motherhood have provoked and inspired thousands of moms to turn to their keyboards and blog. This is understandable for parenthood is a marvelous experience worth sharing. But for me motherhood has presented a unique phenomenon, and a rather entertaining one. At 2 am, 5 am, and 8 am I awaken to the cries of my beloved daughter and I crawl out of bed and leave my dreaming husband. But when I return I am greeted with the unexplainable and unpredictable inter-workings of my husbands mind "at rest." Whether I find him flipped upside down, laughing out loud, talking about taxes, or laying on the floor I will open my laptop and share.