Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Night Recorder

We found an app to record audio at night.  First night and we discovered some funny mumbling but the winner was the following. Make sure your sound is turned up.

Sleeping Husband or Sleeping Wife? We won't answer this question to maintain the dignity of both parties. ;)

Dreaming of iphone 5?

Sleeping Husband- Oh dear!
Me- What?
SH- Phone.
Me- Phone?
SH- Phone.
Me- Phone what?
SH- Falling!

Saturday, September 8, 2012

I woke up tonight to an earthquake. I threw back the covers and sat straight up.  Years ago I use to live in Central America and I hadn't felt that thrilling and terrifying feeling since then.  I got out of bed and searched the interwebs and twitter, but alas found nothing.  No other fellow human was reporting of an earthquake in Tennessee (they are rare in these parts).
SO, there is only one logical explanation... and he lays happily and innocently sleeping in my bed.

Toddler Trouble

I wake up and I hear a very stern very loud:
"No ma'am!"
With his back still turned toward me and still sound asleep he asks me, "Did you see that?"
"What she do?" I pried (knowing by the tone of his voice he was dreaming about our toddler).
"She just threw my camera." A second passes. "Mutter.. it's somewhere around here."