Sunday, August 11, 2013

Like a Man

I get in bed after helping NK with a nightmare about a friend stealing one of her toys (traumatic, I know). And when I hop in bed husband makes a horrible loud sound "kkkkkrrrrrrrr" pause "kkkkkrrrrrrrr" like the grinding sound of a car not starting. Startled and kind of terrified I scream, "What are you doing?" He confidently replies "You are going to go get some food for our machine, like a man."  "What machine?" I inquire. "The slot machine."

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Musically Inclined

"Why do you keep bouncing your leg up and down?" I ask sleeping husband.
His response: "To keep rhythm."

Behind the Madness
He did fall asleep watching a How I Met Your Mother episode that contained a marching band.

Friday, April 26, 2013

Go-cart

"That looks more like a car than a go-cart... I wonder if its a five shift..."
After a pause he whispers, "I love you Nina."

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Wife

"Hahaha," sleeping husband chuckles. "You're just as good as my wife doing it." Quite alarmed, I quickly ask him what they were doing! "Punching the screen," he replies and continues laughing.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Night Recorder

We found an app to record audio at night.  First night and we discovered some funny mumbling but the winner was the following. Make sure your sound is turned up.

Sleeping Husband or Sleeping Wife? We won't answer this question to maintain the dignity of both parties. ;)

Dreaming of iphone 5?

Sleeping Husband- Oh dear!
Me- What?
SH- Phone.
Me- Phone?
SH- Phone.
Me- Phone what?
SH- Falling!


Saturday, September 8, 2012

I woke up tonight to an earthquake. I threw back the covers and sat straight up.  Years ago I use to live in Central America and I hadn't felt that thrilling and terrifying feeling since then.  I got out of bed and searched the interwebs and twitter, but alas found nothing.  No other fellow human was reporting of an earthquake in Tennessee (they are rare in these parts).
SO, there is only one logical explanation... and he lays happily and innocently sleeping in my bed.