Wife

"Hahaha," sleeping husband chuckles. "You're just as good as my wife doing it." Quite alarmed, I quickly ask him what they were doing! "Punching the screen," he replies and continues laughing.

Night Recorder

We found an app to record audio at night.  First night and we discovered some funny mumbling but the winner was the following. Make sure your sound is turned up.

Sleeping Husband or Sleeping Wife? We won't answer this question to maintain the dignity of both parties. ;)

Dreaming of iphone 5?

Sleeping Husband- Oh dear!
Me- What?
SH- Phone.
Me- Phone?
SH- Phone.
Me- Phone what?
SH- Falling!

I woke up tonight to an earthquake. I threw back the covers and sat straight up.  Years ago I use to live in Central America and I hadn't felt that thrilling and terrifying feeling since then.  I got out of bed and searched the interwebs and twitter, but alas found nothing.  No other fellow human was reporting of an earthquake in Tennessee (they are rare in these parts).
SO, there is only one logical explanation... and he lays happily and innocently sleeping in my bed.

Toddler Trouble

I wake up and I hear a very stern very loud:
"No ma'am!"
With his back still turned toward me and still sound asleep he asks me, "Did you see that?"
"What she do?" I pried (knowing by the tone of his voice he was dreaming about our toddler).
"She just threw my camera." A second passes. "Mutter.. it's somewhere around here."

Neighbors

Sleeping husband starts laughing and muttering.
"What?" I pry.
"Just a bunch of neighbors" he says with a smile.
"Where?"
"Standing around."
"What are they doing?"
Mutter, mutter... "deadbolts."

Behind the Madness
He has been reading about bump-keys. I hope he's not planning on using them on the neighbors deadbolts!

Too Many Flowers

I climb into bed after a middle of the night feeding:

"Oh no!" the sleeping husband cries.
"What?" I say.
He mumbles something unintelligible, so I ask again.
"That was a lotttttttt of flowers. I don't know what they're doing!" he says with a surprising amount of sass.  He then proceeds to fervently start drumming his fingers on his chest.

Olympic Sleep Talk

The husband has been asleep on the couch for over 2 hrs while I watch Olympics.  He has been relatively quiet this whole time until now.  He just exclaimed in a British type accent: "Owww.... bugger."

Climbing Fundraiser

Husband is asleep on the couch and the 2 year old keeps climbing all over him...
"Do you have any ideas for the climbing fundraiser for charity?  Charge people at the door?  That's a good idea, what is your goal target to raise?"

Computer Graphics

I crawl back in bed and put my cold feet on sleeping husband.  His response:
-Three dimensions... (starts chuckling) it's too cg!



This is what I fell asleep to him watching.  Might provide some insight into his dreams...

Hitler

The husband was laughing in his sleep.
Me-"What's so funny?"
SH-"I had my arm twisted and the whole thing was about Hitler."
Me-"Hitler??"
SH-"Ya, it was sad for him."

Access Poison

If you choose a character with the wrong access poison it's going to be trouble!