Crater Shader

SH-Look at that crater shader
Me-What????
SH-It's a cereal box toy.

I do wish my cereal boxes still came with toys in them.

Flights

"We don't have any flights. Do we?"

Apparently sleeping husband is so nervous about our upcoming trip to Phoenix with two lap children and 6 hrs of fly time that he is dreaming about it.  Sorry sleeping husband, tickets are purchased so yes we do have some flights.  

Love That

Sleeping Husband set up suddenly and sat on the edge of the bed. He lifted his arm out towards the right, pointed at nothing and said enthusiastically "love that!"

Behind the madness: He just got a new car stereo off ebay this week and loves it. The direction he pointed was exactly as if he was adjusting the volume on a car stereo.... hmmm.... dreaming of electronics again perhaps?

Calling the Fan

Sitting in bed after a late night feeding. Husband sits up and lifts his arm out towards the fan. He looked like a statue stretching out to the heavens. It surprised me so much I screamed out "what are you doing?" He opened his eyes and looked at me and said "calling the fan."

Almost Time for Baby

The night before our scheduled c-section I ask sleeping husband what he is dreaming about.

"Toddler clothes," he replied.

Not too far off target. =)

Happy Meals

I tried to wake husband up and he begins muttering:

-I sent out my own super.... mutter mutter..

-Your own what?

-Happy Meals. ...mutter... mutter...

-I want a happy meal!

-Happy meals weren't mentioned.

-Yes they were. You said you sent out your own happy meals.

-It was a metaphor for making myself happy

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Sleep crawling perhaps?

Last night when I woke up to roll my very pregnant body over, I found my Husband sleeping on all fours muttering something to himself.

Sleep Petting

I wake up late and hear that the baby has been complaining to get up for a while and she sounds pretty upset. I barely open my eyes as I stumble out of bed but I notice the husband is on the other end of the bed petting the cat!
"How could you just listen to her cry, that is so mean!" I say as I leave the room and the Husband gives no reply.

When baby and I return from the nursery, the Husband is laying back down on his pillow fast asleep. When he finally awakes from the dead I inquire why he didn't go to the baby when he heard her crying. He was dumbfounded. He had no recollection of her crying. "But you were at the end of the bed petting the cat?" I say confused. Just as confused he replies "I was?"

Conclusion: Husband likes petting the cat in his sleep, but not changing diapers.

Commercials and Flys

Sleeping Husband: You haven't been bombarded with commercials for the last hour?

Awake Wife: No, have you?

Sleeping Husband: I've got a substitute.

Awake Wife: Substitute?

Sleeping Husband: Fly on my face.

Candy

"Look at all that candy she has!" Sleeping Husband exclaimed.

I laughed so hard I woke him up.

Want to hear something?

Sleeping Husband woke me up and said excitedly:
"Hey Mom, want to hear something? I found that the grape packs squish a lot more. They squish more than the others!"

Christmas Tree in April

"Putting the Christmas tree where Ryan puts it in the corner of the office, where everyone can see it in Times Square."

Track 10

I woke up to baby crying at 2am. I shook the Sleeping Husband's shoulder and told him the baby was crying, but he was sound asleep. He responded to my concerns with a simple:
"I'm trying to get to track 10."

Fan

I kiss my sleeping husband and he says:
-Where should I go?
-For what?
-A fan...
-A fan? What do you need a fan for?
-A check up...
-What?
-A dentist check up.