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Monday, April 25, 2011

Commercials and Flys

Sleeping Husband: You haven't been bombarded with commercials for the last hour?
Awake Wife: No, have you?
Sleeping Husband: I've got a substitute.
Awake Wife: Substitute?
Sleeping Husband: Fly on my face.