Musically Inclined

"Why do you keep bouncing your leg up and down?" I ask sleeping husband.
His response: "To keep rhythm."

Behind the Madness
He did fall asleep watching a How I Met Your Mother episode that contained a marching band.

Dreaming of iphone 5?

Sleeping Husband- Oh dear!
Me- What?
SH- Phone.
Me- Phone?
SH- Phone.
Me- Phone what?
SH- Falling!

Toddler Trouble

I wake up and I hear a very stern very loud:
"No ma'am!"
With his back still turned toward me and still sound asleep he asks me, "Did you see that?"
"What she do?" I pried (knowing by the tone of his voice he was dreaming about our toddler).
"She just threw my camera." A second passes. "Mutter.. it's somewhere around here."

Neighbors

Sleeping husband starts laughing and muttering.
"What?" I pry.
"Just a bunch of neighbors" he says with a smile.
"Where?"
"Standing around."
"What are they doing?"
Mutter, mutter... "deadbolts."

Behind the Madness
He has been reading about bump-keys. I hope he's not planning on using them on the neighbors deadbolts!

Climbing Fundraiser

Husband is asleep on the couch and the 2 year old keeps climbing all over him...
"Do you have any ideas for the climbing fundraiser for charity?  Charge people at the door?  That's a good idea, what is your goal target to raise?"

Computer Graphics

I crawl back in bed and put my cold feet on sleeping husband.  His response:
-Three dimensions... (starts chuckling) it's too cg!



This is what I fell asleep to him watching.  Might provide some insight into his dreams...

Crater Shader

SH-Look at that crater shader
Me-What????
SH-It's a cereal box toy.

I do wish my cereal boxes still came with toys in them.

Love That

Sleeping Husband set up suddenly and sat on the edge of the bed. He lifted his arm out towards the right, pointed at nothing and said enthusiastically "love that!"

Behind the madness: He just got a new car stereo off ebay this week and loves it. The direction he pointed was exactly as if he was adjusting the volume on a car stereo.... hmmm.... dreaming of electronics again perhaps?

Happy Meals

I tried to wake husband up and he begins muttering:

-I sent out my own super.... mutter mutter..

-Your own what?

-Happy Meals. ...mutter... mutter...

-I want a happy meal!

-Happy meals weren't mentioned.

-Yes they were. You said you sent out your own happy meals.

-It was a metaphor for making myself happy

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Sleep Petting

I wake up late and hear that the baby has been complaining to get up for a while and she sounds pretty upset. I barely open my eyes as I stumble out of bed but I notice the husband is on the other end of the bed petting the cat!
"How could you just listen to her cry, that is so mean!" I say as I leave the room and the Husband gives no reply.

When baby and I return from the nursery, the Husband is laying back down on his pillow fast asleep. When he finally awakes from the dead I inquire why he didn't go to the baby when he heard her crying. He was dumbfounded. He had no recollection of her crying. "But you were at the end of the bed petting the cat?" I say confused. Just as confused he replies "I was?"

Conclusion: Husband likes petting the cat in his sleep, but not changing diapers.

Commercials and Flys

Sleeping Husband: You haven't been bombarded with commercials for the last hour?

Awake Wife: No, have you?

Sleeping Husband: I've got a substitute.

Awake Wife: Substitute?

Sleeping Husband: Fly on my face.

Want to hear something?

Sleeping Husband woke me up and said excitedly:
"Hey Mom, want to hear something? I found that the grape packs squish a lot more. They squish more than the others!"

Fan

I kiss my sleeping husband and he says:
-Where should I go?
-For what?
-A fan...
-A fan? What do you need a fan for?
-A check up...
-What?
-A dentist check up.

Son

"I know what to look for!" Sleeping Husband says defiantly.
"What?"
"A cow trap for my son."
"What? You don't even have a son. Do you???"
With a sigh of disappointment he responds, "no."