Hugs

I return to bed and sleeping Husband cuddles up beside me and I lovingly tell him:
-I like the hugs.
He responds coyly:
-Oh do you?!

Privacy

I hear husband mutter:
-Privacy...
-What?
-all the privacy their phone doesn't have.

(We are currently waiting for a fedex package containing my new cell phone)

Capitalizer

I open my phone to record a voice memo about Husband's night babbling and he shouts:
-Put your phone down you capitalizer.

(Yesterday we agreed to go public with my blog... maybe Sleeping Husband isn't as okay with this decision as Awake Husband.)

Got Your Back

Husband exclaims:
-Who's got my back?
He rolls over and asks:
-Your nose?

Mayonnaise

I return to bed and hear husband saying:
-Get the kitty he has all that lakdfjkadjf(unintelligible word) on him.
-He has what on him?
-All that adlkfjaljdfjk(unintelligible word).

Silence... then husband says:
-It looks like mayonnaise.
And he starts chuckling.

Cocoon

I return to bed and see husband wrapped up in the sheets flipping around.
-What ARE you dreaming about!?
-Being swaddled in a cocoon.

Sweatshirt

I roll husband over to make space for me as I return to bed and I hear him say in a frustrated tone:
-It's a classic...(unintelligible mumbles)
-It's a classic what?
-Stupid gray sweatshirt or whatever that is for July 4th!

I have no insight on this one.

Babies

Baby is crying again, I roll over and ask my still sleeping husband:
-Can you see what's up with the baby?

I get no response, and so I try again louder:
-Can you see what's up with the baby?
-Hmmmm

Louder and more annoyed this time:
-Can you see what's up with the baby?
-What's that mean?
-It means can you go see what is up with the baby?

Sensing my urgency and unhappiness he jumps out of bed and says:
-Does that mean babies were born here?

Policies

I return to bed and hear mumbling...
-I like policies.
-What?
-I like the ones with policies.
-What policies?
-hmmmmm.... parking and stuff.

(The previous days we had spent at the zoo and discovery museum! And husband was mad at me for tossing a piece of popcorn at a coyote.)