Oh boy

I return to bed and ask sleeping husband to cuddle up beside me. He responds:
-awww
But he doesn't move. So I ask again, "will you cuddle me?" and he joyfully exclaims:
-Oh boy!

Mon...mun...mawn

Sleeping husband randomly blurts out:
-You'll get them mon... (acts like he can't pronounce the word and tries again) mun... (and tries one more time) mawn... (and gives up). You'll get them again. I'm sure. Don't worry.

Chuckling

Sleeping Husband is currently muttering and chuckling in the other room.

Inventory

Eight in the morning. Leave Husband asleep in bed and I go get the baby and discover dirty diaper, dirty outfit, dirty sheets. I begin to clean her up and I repeatedly call for husband to come help. I hear him respond a few times, but he never shows up. I finally call out one last time:
-What ARE you doing?
And Sleeping Husband shouts back:
-Looking at T-shirt inventory.

Basement

-Did you see that basement?
-What basement?
-With Conan O'Brien.

50%

Found husband muttering about percentages last night.

Colleen

Sleeping husband randomly says:
-She looks like Colleen.

(We like to watch 30 Rock, so I can only assume he was referring to Colleen Donaghy)

Wall

Laying in silence trying to fall asleep and suddenly Husband clearly exclaims:
-White wall!

Software

Went to bed before Husband around midnight. It's now 7 in the morning and I'm wide awake. Decide to ask sleeping Husband some questions:
-What time did you go to bed last night?
-7:30 or 8:30.
-You couldn't have gone to bed then.
-Why?
-Because it's 7:30 now.
-It's new software.
(Of course! Why didn't I think of that?)

Glasses

Husband mutters:
-adkjfadjkjk glasses.
-What glasses?
-Rob's glasses. I saw a reflection in them.

Phone Number

Husband exclaims:
-I need to answer.
-What do you need to answer?
-The phone number.
-What will happen if you don't?
-(With bewilderment and genuine concern) I don't know.