Muppets

We could do anything 

Or we could do nothing

I know nothing.

My name is...

Muppets.

He likes Coca Cola. 

Like a Man

I get in bed after helping NK with a nightmare about a friend stealing one of her toys (traumatic, I know). And when I hop in bed husband makes a horrible loud sound "kkkkkrrrrrrrr" pause "kkkkkrrrrrrrr" like the grinding sound of a car not starting. Startled and kind of terrified I scream, "What are you doing?" He confidently replies "You are going to go get some food for our machine, like a man."  "What machine?" I inquire. "The slot machine."

Musically Inclined

"Why do you keep bouncing your leg up and down?" I ask sleeping husband.
His response: "To keep rhythm."

Behind the Madness
He did fall asleep watching a How I Met Your Mother episode that contained a marching band.

Go-cart

"That looks more like a car than a go-cart... I wonder if its a five shift..."
After a pause he whispers, "I love you Nina."

Wife

"Hahaha," sleeping husband chuckles. "You're just as good as my wife doing it." Quite alarmed, I quickly ask him what they were doing! "Punching the screen," he replies and continues laughing.

Night Recorder

We found an app to record audio at night.  First night and we discovered some funny mumbling but the winner was the following. Make sure your sound is turned up.

Sleeping Husband or Sleeping Wife? We won't answer this question to maintain the dignity of both parties. ;)

Dreaming of iphone 5?

Sleeping Husband- Oh dear!
Me- What?
SH- Phone.
Me- Phone?
SH- Phone.
Me- Phone what?
SH- Falling!