Neighbors

Sleeping husband starts laughing and muttering.
"What?" I pry.
"Just a bunch of neighbors" he says with a smile.
"Where?"
"Standing around."
"What are they doing?"
Mutter, mutter... "deadbolts."

Behind the Madness
He has been reading about bump-keys. I hope he's not planning on using them on the neighbors deadbolts!

Too Many Flowers

I climb into bed after a middle of the night feeding:

"Oh no!" the sleeping husband cries.
"What?" I say.
He mumbles something unintelligible, so I ask again.
"That was a lotttttttt of flowers. I don't know what they're doing!" he says with a surprising amount of sass.  He then proceeds to fervently start drumming his fingers on his chest.

Olympic Sleep Talk

The husband has been asleep on the couch for over 2 hrs while I watch Olympics.  He has been relatively quiet this whole time until now.  He just exclaimed in a British type accent: "Owww.... bugger."

Climbing Fundraiser

Husband is asleep on the couch and the 2 year old keeps climbing all over him...
"Do you have any ideas for the climbing fundraiser for charity?  Charge people at the door?  That's a good idea, what is your goal target to raise?"

Computer Graphics

I crawl back in bed and put my cold feet on sleeping husband.  His response:
-Three dimensions... (starts chuckling) it's too cg!



This is what I fell asleep to him watching.  Might provide some insight into his dreams...

Hitler

The husband was laughing in his sleep.
Me-"What's so funny?"
SH-"I had my arm twisted and the whole thing was about Hitler."
Me-"Hitler??"
SH-"Ya, it was sad for him."

Access Poison

If you choose a character with the wrong access poison it's going to be trouble!