Pieces

"Do you know what to do with all those pieces?" Sleeping Husband asks.
"Lego pieces?"
"Ya!" he responds enthusiastically.

Son

"I know what to look for!" Sleeping Husband says defiantly.
"What?"
"A cow trap for my son."
"What? You don't even have a son. Do you???"
With a sigh of disappointment he responds, "no."