Saturday, November 3, 2012
Wife
"Hahaha," sleeping husband chuckles. "You're just as good as my wife doing it." Quite alarmed, I quickly ask him what they were doing! "Punching the screen," he replies and continues laughing.
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Night Recorder
We found an app to record audio at night. First night and we discovered some funny mumbling but the winner was the following. Make sure your sound is turned up.
Sleeping Husband or Sleeping Wife? We won't answer this question to maintain the dignity of both parties. ;)
Saturday, September 8, 2012
I woke up tonight to an earthquake. I threw back the covers and sat straight up. Years ago I use to live in Central America and I hadn't felt that thrilling and terrifying feeling since then. I got out of bed and searched the interwebs and twitter, but alas found nothing. No other fellow human was reporting of an earthquake in Tennessee (they are rare in these parts).
SO, there is only one logical explanation... and he lays happily and innocently sleeping in my bed.
SO, there is only one logical explanation... and he lays happily and innocently sleeping in my bed.
Toddler Trouble
I wake up and I hear a very stern very loud:
"No ma'am!"
With his back still turned toward me and still sound asleep he asks me, "Did you see that?"
"What she do?" I pried (knowing by the tone of his voice he was dreaming about our toddler).
"She just threw my camera." A second passes. "Mutter.. it's somewhere around here."
"No ma'am!"
With his back still turned toward me and still sound asleep he asks me, "Did you see that?"
"What she do?" I pried (knowing by the tone of his voice he was dreaming about our toddler).
"She just threw my camera." A second passes. "Mutter.. it's somewhere around here."
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Neighbors
Sleeping husband starts laughing and muttering.
"What?" I pry.
"Just a bunch of neighbors" he says with a smile.
"Where?"
"Standing around."
"What are they doing?"
Mutter, mutter... "deadbolts."
Behind the Madness
He has been reading about bump-keys. I hope he's not planning on using them on the neighbors deadbolts!
"What?" I pry.
"Just a bunch of neighbors" he says with a smile.
"Where?"
"Standing around."
"What are they doing?"
Mutter, mutter... "deadbolts."
Behind the Madness
He has been reading about bump-keys. I hope he's not planning on using them on the neighbors deadbolts!
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Monday, August 20, 2012
Too Many Flowers
I climb into bed after a middle of the night feeding:
"Oh no!" the sleeping husband cries.
"What?" I say.
He mumbles something unintelligible, so I ask again.
"That was a lotttttttt of flowers. I don't know what they're doing!" he says with a surprising amount of sass. He then proceeds to fervently start drumming his fingers on his chest.
"Oh no!" the sleeping husband cries.
"What?" I say.
He mumbles something unintelligible, so I ask again.
"That was a lotttttttt of flowers. I don't know what they're doing!" he says with a surprising amount of sass. He then proceeds to fervently start drumming his fingers on his chest.
Saturday, July 28, 2012
Olympic Sleep Talk
The husband has been asleep on the couch for over 2 hrs while I watch Olympics. He has been relatively quiet this whole time until now. He just exclaimed in a British type accent: "Owww.... bugger."
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Climbing Fundraiser
Husband is asleep on the couch and the 2 year old keeps climbing all over him...
"Do you have any ideas for the climbing fundraiser for charity? Charge people at the door? That's a good idea, what is your goal target to raise?"
"Do you have any ideas for the climbing fundraiser for charity? Charge people at the door? That's a good idea, what is your goal target to raise?"
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Saturday, April 7, 2012
Computer Graphics
I crawl back in bed and put my cold feet on sleeping husband. His response:
-Three dimensions... (starts chuckling) it's too cg!
This is what I fell asleep to him watching. Might provide some insight into his dreams...
-Three dimensions... (starts chuckling) it's too cg!
This is what I fell asleep to him watching. Might provide some insight into his dreams...
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Hitler
The husband was laughing in his sleep.
Me-"What's so funny?"
SH-"I had my arm twisted and the whole thing was about Hitler."
Me-"Hitler??"
SH-"Ya, it was sad for him."
Me-"What's so funny?"
SH-"I had my arm twisted and the whole thing was about Hitler."
Me-"Hitler??"
SH-"Ya, it was sad for him."
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